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In season 2 of Bullshit!, Penn and Teller introduced a phony alternative skin care product — and it actually caught on.
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Pity you didn’t …
Pity you didn’t patent your snail facials. Maybe you need to go back to other episodes and take out patents on some of there parodies. I’m thinking the tarantula in the bottled water is especially promising. Who knows there might even be a market for DIHydrogen Monoxide Free bottled water (empty bottles?). There is probably many others. Since you can’t prevent stupidity may you should profit from it, Or at least make them label it after the show.
Penn… If you guys …
Penn… If you guys need some Unicorns for that Treatment or whatever, I’ve got about 9 Unicorns in my backyard & they won’t leave. I’ll lend them to the show, but please have Teller be gentile. I know he “likes” Uni’s.
Can’t wait for season 9!
@drealgrin thing is …
@drealgrin thing is, we cannot just become immune from one generation to another. we need time to develop that immunity, and remember that there comes a new strain of disease daily, so quick that our bodies cannot produce antibodies in time, so we need medicine to help us.
@silverhawkroman we …
@silverhawkroman we are, instead of people who are resistant to disease being natural selection’s priority we are fostering the genetically weak through artificial means aka medicine to survive.
No i don’t think we should kill people at all, i think we should just not extend the life of people who are clearly unable to function.
@drealgrin oh and …
@drealgrin oh and about too many people; yes i think we should get rid of too many people, but how? i propose killing, but it’s not morally correct in the eyes of society.
And we should put adoption higher in priority than reproduction!
@drealgrin what do …
@drealgrin what do you mean with nursing the genetically weak? you mean retards? Well dude, not everyone has the same opinion, but IMHO i think retards (oh dont be so butthurt about it) who are not able to function properly in our society should be put to death, along with old people. Yes it sounds cold, but its just an opinion. We are not weakening our species, we are just wasting money on nothing, pretty much like rich like paris hilton.
@drealgrin Human …
@drealgrin Human life not more important than an animal’s life? of course it is! but i haven’t said animals don’t have worth. Everything has a certain grade of ‘worth’ or importance. If it weren’t for us, we wouldn’t have internet, computers, cars, etc. Hell, not even a spear to hunt! Yes, yes, we up our planet, and yes we tend to be very selfish and manipulative, but it is how we are. We are here to stay and we cannot change that. (deal with it…)
@silverhawkroman …
@silverhawkroman lives lost to save lives? sounds stupid.A human life is not more important than an animal’s life. Putting ourselves above natural selection is one thing, but nursing the genetically weak so that they can have more children is pretty scary. It’s already weakening our species as a whole. Plus we already have too many people on the planet. It might not be a nice thing to say but it’s a reality that we’re ourselves into a very grim future.
@drealgrin except …
@drealgrin except when it is necessary. Like for medical drugs; do you know how many lives they have saved?
Killing them for clothing? oh you mean those super expensive skins? i thought we had synthetic to replace that…
Yes we should respect them (like not doing genetic manipulation + mass production for fast food, that is really disgusting) because we have the brains, they dont (in a way).
@Thorbie The answer …
@Thorbie The answer is no, And i’m not saying that they have the same rights as people, As we keep them as pets and i’m not against that. I’m just saying that we as people who pretend to be rational should treat our co-residents of the planet with a level of respect. Such as not killing them for clothing. and not experimenting on them.
Things that an animal would never do to us specifically.
@drealgrin Look you …
@drealgrin Look you keep walking around this issue. Genital mutilation is a great area for discussing the notion of self ownership versus the right of a parent to decide what’s best for a child until they reach an age to decide for themselves. The problem is you keep ignoring some basic questions I’ve asked you twice already to answer.
Is it wrong for an animal to kill another animal for food or otherwise?
If the answer is no, then animals don’t have the same rights as you and me.
@Thorbie Again, …
@Thorbie Again, this is reason decided by Humans. Human beings may be mentally able to agree on self ownership but in EVERY culture they show that they honestly don’t believe in that as a whole.
Genital Mutilation for example, it is acceptable in nearly every culture to inflict on people who are defenseless to stop it. All over the world it’s inflicted on people too young to defend themselves.
Capability means nothing when it is not exercised to it’s fullest.
…cannot abide by …
…cannot abide by the same rules we have set out for ourselves and since they cannot, nor can they even understand them, they do not have rights.
It is not a matter of superiority. You can believe animals are better than people, but I’m just saying it is impossible for any animal to not violate the rules of right and wrong we have deduced through our reason. An animal through no fault of their own, cannot respect life, liberty or property. Therefore they do not have natural rights.
…things. I said …
…things. I said they have rights, because they are able to reason. Human beings are able to understand the concept of self-ownership and have the free will to choose how to act towards one another. Human beings are mentally able to agree upon what behavior is acceptable and what is unacceptable based upon this initial right of self ownership. An animal by contrast cannot abide by those rules and many of which would simply die if unable to kill and eat other animals. I am saying animals…
@drealgrin You …
@drealgrin You haven’t answered my question regarding an animal killing another animal. Is it wrong for an animal to kill and eat another animal?
Animals do not own property. Voting matters, because if you aren’t going to afford them the same rights as humans, then it seems pretty clear based on those obvious differences, that animals do not have the same rights as human beings. I’ll agree that human beings do terrible things, but I never said they get rights, because they can do great…
@Thorbie Animals …
@Thorbie Animals own property, What does voting have to do with anything? Jail is a human created and naive form of punishment,
You’re saying that humans are superior from a human perspective. Which is ridiculous. Sure, humans can do amazing things, but oppositely we can do more horrible things than anything else is capable of.
You’ll never see a rabbit strapping down people and dropping chemicals into their eyes to see if it causes a reaction. And that is why animals are better than people
@drealgrin Let me …
@drealgrin Let me ask you this simple question. Is it wrong for an animal to kill another animal, for food or otherwise?
Once you answer that, think about these questions:
Why don’t animals own property, vote or go to jail for their violent actions?
Sometimes, you just …
Sometimes, you just wanna blow your brains out!…..HUH????
Fucking great.
@Thorbie The reason …
@Thorbie The reason for life of a snail in a snail’s mind may be different than the reason for a human’s life. Does your perceived “free will” account for the fact that people in fact DO murder, in fact some people do things even worse than murder.
Does the fact that we are capable of your “reason” atone for the fact that for the fact that we are capable of inflicting more suffering than any snail could even comprehend?
In many ways snails are more worthy of our respect than fellow people.
@drealgrin Snails …
@drealgrin Snails don’t have rights, because they have no ability to reason. Human beings have rights, because we can all us our reason and operate on free will versus mere instinct. A person can choose not to kill another person, animals and insects cannot make that choice, because they lack that ability to reason. Universal principals such as “do not harm” cannot be followed by animals and insects. Do you chastise cats and dogs for eating meat or charge bears and lions with murder?
@Thorbie Snails …
@Thorbie Snails don’t have any rights in your language maybe, Humans gave themselves their own rights, what gives you the right to decide that snail given snail rights aren’t valid?
I VOTE No more unnecessary wars and we spend tax money to investigate if Snails have any opinion of self worth.
For Bullshit season …
For Bullshit season 9, can you do an episode about qualified immunity? Trust me, there will be a season 9.
@drealgrin Are you …
@drealgrin Are you serious? The life of a few dozen snails outweighs the life of a human being? Last time I checked, snails didn’t have any rights by any objective standard.
@thehilitereel call …
@thehilitereel call your penisbulance
I heard through the …
I heard through the grapevine that the best facials are actually ‘Immortal Jellyfish Facials’ . If anyones’ interested I charge 3 million $ an ounce for the immortal Jellyfish cream. But, if you act now I’ve got a limited, nay, a one time offer of 3 easy payments of 1 million; plus FREE shipping and handeling – MUTHAFOKA; and I’ll definitely be sending a letter to Showtime (which if we use FCC calculations, this is equal to 5,000 letters).
As far as paying on the “gross” or the “net”, I suggest that you pay according to the blessings you expect to receive. You want gross blessing, pay on the gross. You want net blessings, pay on the net.
I hate this. I've hated it every single time I've read it in the last 10 years. It's manipulative and precious. If you think people should tithe on the gross, why not just say so?]]>
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As far as paying on the “gross” or the “net”, I suggest that you pay according to the blessings you expect to receive. You want gross blessing, pay on the gross. You want net blessings, pay on the net.
I hate this. I've hated it every single time I've read it in the last 10 years. It's manipulative and precious. If you think people should tithe on the gross, why not just say so?]]>
On point 1…Gilbride was negligent and still incompetent.On point 3…The bad officiating is rampant in the league, there has to be an overhaul in thinking, training & recruiting next season.On point 4…There are no words…On point 5…Gilbride has to start coaching and devise a game plan around the current roster and not the one we had a month ago. This is the only way to right the ship.On point 6…Check the definition of desperationOn point 7…see comment on point 5On point 8…The OL obviously has problems w/ speed rushers and less with bull rushers.On point 9…Just win this week!]]>
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In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun
you find the fun and snap!
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Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down-wown
The medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
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Ha this is on point —< RT It’s been about 10 hours … is there a new Republican debate scheduled yet?